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The Wasteland List- 186 of 2131. Don't call Arcade "that Enclave ponce", nor say anything about his mother.
2. Jack and Diane are a bad influence even though they are a trip to smoke pot with.
3. Yelling "the game is afoot!" is not appropriate at Strip meetings.
4. There is no wasteland equivalent for "Manny being Manny", despite what Boone says.
5. I really truly am not supposed to be here today but the Mojave Express forbids me to say that.
6. Mr. House's true name is not Turd Ferguson.
7. Nor is Mr. House Walt Disney's doppelganger.
8. The Tops forbids any playing of "Free Bird." Don't even ask.
9. Requests are also forbidden from the following: "Short Short Man", "The Bad Touch" and "Cherry Pie."
10. Don't call Paladin Hardin "Paladin Hard-On." He will deck you in the face.
11. "Project Purity" does not have anything to do with post-apocalyptic Neo-Nazis.
12. Nor is Jericho one. He doesn't know what a Nazi was, but if you explained it to him he'd probably string you by your intestines.
13. Don't do Jet at Strip
on old sanzu - absolutely true fictionlast fall i stole my friend down by the tama river. we sang. we danced. we skipped dead fish like rocks and watched them get swallowed by the undertow. we got sick off of bad chinese food and went skinny-dipping and then a week later she drowned herself.
her uncle was a yakuza, i think, but he really just wanted to be al pacino or something. anyway, she loved him a lot. maybe that’s why she went down the way she went down; cement shoes. not real cement, but it was the same idea. she had two cloth bags with yellow-painted cinderblocks inside, and they were tied to her ankles like the prisoners’ chains from o brother where art thou.
in my mind’s eye i can see her, limping dreadfully close to the edge of the current, her left hand gripping at her breasts through a loose t-shirt. kneeling by the wastelands, elbows in the gravel, crawling forward out into the water. angry like a dermis under wool, all teeth and salt and sand. sleepy, submissive, sublimated.
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